Too much time on my hands.....

[JD McFrizzle]

Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!
and on that mech he had a tag,
E-I-E-I-O!
with a PEW PEW here and a PEW PEW there,
here a PEW, there a PEW, everywhere a PEW PEW!
Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!

Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!
and on that mech he had some lurms
E-I-E-I-O!
with a WHOOSH WHOOSH here, and a WHOOSH WHOOSH there,
here a WHOOSH there a WHOOSH, everywhere a WHOOSH WHOOSH!
Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!

Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!
and on that mech he had an LB,
E-I-E-I-O!
with a CRIT HIT HERE, and a CRIT HIT there,
here a CRIT, there a CRIT, everywhere a CRIT HIT!
Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!

sorry...I'll stop......

[zongoose]

. . . and I'll continue!

Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!
and on that mech he had an MG,
E-I-E-I-O!
with a DAKKA DAKKA here and a DAKKA DAKKA there,
here a DAKKA, there a DAKKA, everywhere a DAKKA DAKKA!
Ol' McFrizzle had a mech,
E-I-E-I-O!